The Tale of Leon Grace - Part 1.5 - Punch Uthgerd to Establish Dominance
I... did encounter some issues as I approached the Southern Watchtower.
Three Bandits were launching what looked like a suicide run on it.
Whiterun's still technically independent of the Civil War. Jarl Balgruuf
has yet to accept messengers from the Legion or Solitude, who would
carry the call to arms. Neither has he accepted anything from Ulfric or
his Stormcloaks. So... he's in a gray area.
It can't last. He's
been in it for over a year. Eventually someone is going to push him to
take a side... and Whiterun will stop being the Accorded Neutral
Grounds. It'll be the Front Lines, as its the center of Skyrim. All
Eight other holds connect to it, except Winterhold and there's nothing
of stratigic importence there anymore. The College of Winterhold's there
of course, but it's just as independent as the Companions or the Vigil
when it comes to political conflicts. Anything short of the Gates of
Oblivion being torn open wouldn't get the wizards out of their tower.
Ah... yeah. The bandits.
Two of them went down to my hands. They
were the untrained rabble. Probably farmhands that decided that people
were more fun to reap than wheat.
The third was dealt with by a rarity in every hold except Whiterun: A Guard.
The woman had shot the archer amongst the bandits. No muss, no fuss. Just a dead bandit.
I
thanked her, and she asked what a Vigilant was doing in the area and if
she could offer assistance. I said that I wasn't a vigilant, and she
asked if I was a Wizard from the College.
Perhaps I might need to
look into making it where I can say yes to that statement. My education
in magic is a bit... poor. I know how to patch myself and other up
after a fight, and how to make my flesh as hard as oak. Beyond that...
well I might want to look into expanding my range of utility spells at
the least.
I got another idea as to what I should do when I made it to Whiterun.
I saw three people fighting a Giant in a field of crops. Being the...
person I am, I tried to charge in to lend a hand. They didn't need it.
They
just hacked the Giant's legs out from under it, put an arrow into its
head, and stabbed it in the chest all within the space of time it took
me to vault over a fence and try to join the fight.
The
woman, who was apparently their leader, introduced herself as Aela the
Huntress. I know her by reputation. She's a member of the Circle of the
Companions, kind-of an advisory board to the whole group. She... did
mock me slightly for my slowness. Then said that I might want to head up
to Jorvasker if I was any good in a fight.
I've worked
with The Companions before as a Vigilant, although never with a member
of the Circle. They're mercenaries, but they're mercenaries that don't
get involved with political disputes. They only do jobs against bandits,
witches, anything that doesn't have a crown behind it really.
The Companions are an honorable order... if a bit abrasive at times. I might join up.
At any rate, Whiterun wasn't far away from where I met the Companions (Not all of them, just three). The main street was... incredible.
It stretched on for a fair distance, and Market stalls seemed to line the sides of the road at regular intervals, especially near intersections. Houses and stores seemed to be side-by-side with little planning, except around the Market Square in the distance where the main street ended. It was covered in Stalls, and lined with stores.
I've been here before... but I've never stayed here. The Vigil frowns upon staying in Inns. Too much opportunity for sin, in the eyes of the Keeper.
I found the local General Store pretty quickly. Belethor's a Breton, like me. He recognized me from when I once bought a new tent for myself and my brothers who were patroling Skyrim. The one we had been using was made back when the Septim Line of Emperors was still alive. It wasn't really a tent, more of a covering that let rain, wind, and cold in but protected us from being seen.
Belethor didn't remember me, but he was polite enough. If a bit... odd in his humor. "I'd even buy one of your relatives, if you're looking to sell." I sold him some things I'd found in that Bandit lair. Small things. Gems, a few daggers, and some other assorted junk.
Then I went on towards the Bannered Mare. It's the local Inn. I'd never been inside it before... but it was incredible when I did.
The Bard was the first thing I noticed. Music isn't something you hear often in the Vigil, much less music played well. The Bard knew his work... and he seemed to make the world brighter around him with the upbeat song he was twittering out on that flute.
I took a seat in the back of the room, after the Innkeeper told me to take a seat and she'd have someone over with a drink. A Redguard woman walked by not long afterwards. Name of Saadia, I think. I've probably misspelled it. I think that's a Forebear name... but Redguard Culture isn't one of my areas of study so I wouldn't take my word for that.
Anyway, she's apparently the local Serving Girl. Yes, I'm aware of the term "Tavern Wench." The Vigil's teachings compel me to some degree of modesty in my speech.
Another woman showed up not long after Saadia took my order. She was wearing plate armor, and gave off a distinctly aggressive attitude. Granted, all Nords seem to be perpetually angry, but this woman seemed to be angrier than most Nords.
"Hello," I said, trying to be diplomatic.
"This is usually my table," the woman said. Her tone was a bit harsh, but it didn't feel aimed towards me.
"I took that from the way you sat down," I said.
She made a rather... indelicate noise at that. Then she said, "You're new around here, aren't you?"
"Close enough," I said, "I've passed through Whiterun a few times. Never for long though."
The woman made a sound a bit like: "Ungh." Then she asked, "What brings to to Whiterun then?"
"Hmm..." I said, "Money, Duty, a desire to help my fellow man."
The woman laughed, loudly enough to draw a few glances, then she asked, "You planning to help out with that fancy magic of yours?"
"Not entirely," I said, "I was also planning to swing my axe around a bit."
The woman laughed again, "What are you planning to do? Chop wood, and then light fires for people?"
I smiled, and then I said, "I was planning to fight. If I could find a way to do so."
The woman sobered at that. Then she asked, "Planning to join the Companions then? They'll probably take you, robes and all."
"I take it you're not a fan of the Companions?" I said.
"Humph," the woman grunted. I decided not to press the subject.
"All right then," I said, "I considered it. Decided not to. Better to just stick to bounty hunting, if there are any posted."
"IF there are any posted?" The woman half-laughed, half-shouted. "IF anything, you'll have trouble choosing which one to go after! With all the Jarl's soldiers in Whiterun, we've got a bandit infestation in Whiterun."
"Good to know," I said.
Saaida showed up with a bottle of Mead, and my Ale, a few seconds later. The woman thanked her, and I paid her for mine. I got the feeling that the woman was a regular.
"What's your name?" the woman asked, after taking a long drink.
"Leon Grace," I said, "formerly of the Vigil of Stendarr."
The woman nodded, and then said "Uthgerd the Unbroken." by way of an introduction.
"Joy to meet you," I said, "Now... if this isn't too personal a question... why are you wearing full plate armor in an Inn?"
Uthgerd grunted. I did not pursue the issue. But eventually, she broke the silence by asking, "Want to hear a little Nord wisdom, Grace?"
I took a drink, and then I said, "Why not?"
"You don't really know a woman," she said, "until you've had a strong drink and a fistfight with her."
"With her on your side, or the other side?" I asked.
Uthgerd grunted, and took another drink.
"The other side then..." I said, "Feel like a fight then, do you?"
The Nord blinked. Then she laughed. "You? Fight me? I could take anyone in town blow-for-blow!"
"Good," I said, "Then this will be fun. A hundred septims says I can knock you to the ground."
Uthgerd narrowed her eyes for a moment, and then she said, "You're on. Here and now?"
"Why not," I said, "can't let you leave to find a helmet, after all."
The woman laughed, and stood up. I stood up as well.
"No magic, no weapons, no crying," she said, looking me straight in the eye, "let's go."
In the interest of full disclosure, both Uthgerd and I drank much more than I've implied. We also talked a lot more. I trimmed out the dull bits... and the bits I only half remember.
Uthergerd and I were both fighting drunk, and the fact that nobody called for the Guards told me that this was a regular event with her. Either that or no Nord Party is complete without a fistfight.
It's probably the second one.
Uthgerd wasn't bad fighting drunk, but I was a bit better. I'd been casting some weak Restoration spells on myself between drinks, so I had less alcohol in my blood. I was fighting marginally smarter than she was... and I had the advantage of speed and co-ordination.
She had the advantage of being bigger than me, and much heavier in that armor. Stinking Nords and their giant's blood.
Still, somehow, I managed to knock her to the ground. I'd like to credit my training as a vigilant, but I'm betting that she was just drunk and couldn't keep her balance in the armor.
Anyway, her passing me the hundred septims she owed me from the bet was my last clear memory.
My... morning was waking up in a bed on the second floor of the Inn with Uthgerd still in full armor next to me. I suspect that nothing untoward happened since I wouldn't begin to know how to remove such armor (much less reapply it to someone)... but we have no witnesses. Reportedly, we would have had witnesses if Uthgerd and I had done anything more than pass out. She doesn't do anything quietly, or so I'm told.
Anyway, apparently now we're the best of friends by virtue of my having healed the bruises on her face this morning. Also a few more she got doing whatever she was wearing all that Plate for yesterday.
Now... I'm going to head downstairs and buy breakfast. I'll leave Uthgerd to sleep some more, she's pretty hung-over since she doesn't have the advantage of being able to strip the poison from her blood through focused application of Magic.
Got work.
Uthgerd asked Hulda, the Bannered Mare's owner, if there were any bounties posted in Whiterun. Apparently the Jarl's men bring notices through here since a lot of "Adventureous Souls" like to stop here to spend their hard-won gold.
There are some bandits at a place named Valtheim keep. I think I'm familiar with it, old Ancient Nord Watchtower between Whiterun and... whatever the name of Windhelm's hold is. Good position for archers, which means that Uthgerd and I need something to counter Archers. Either a proper Mage, Spellsword, or our own Archer.
Fortunately, Uthgerd had a friend. Well... more of an acquaintence really. Name of Jenassa.
Jenassa's a Dunmer, no House name so she was probably born outside Morrowind. Apparently she's a Mercenary, but she owes Uthgerd enough to accept a third of the Bounty as payment... if paid in advance.
I'm not exactly running low on Septims here... but my pockets are getting uncomfortably empty. Still, Uthgerd vouches for Jenassa's skills... and I can tell she knows how to fight by just watching her walk. That armor's a second skin to her... and I doubt that untrained bandits will give her any more problems than they do me, even if she's using a big old Greatsword instead of a war-axe.